“would you like a side of cheese with that?”…

No. No I would not like a side of cheese with your lip service. Either be a friend, or just acknowledge that you have no intention of being a friend and let’s go our separate ways. Enough already.

Note to self: “When you’re the only one trying it’s time to walk away, and there is no shame in that.”

mmmm...smelly, just like I like it!